Snippet Part Two — Jane Yellowrock / Joanne Walker Short Story
Posted by Faith on Apr 6, 2011 in Freebie Short Stories | 17 comments
Morning, Y’all.
No one has seen this before. It’s the second part of a crossover story CE Murphy started in the flush of delight after reading the first two Jane Yellowrock novels. And here’s the cool thing: Catie and I have decided to go ahead and write the whole story! Over the next couple days we’ll be posting more of it until there’s quite a substantial teaser for you, and sometime this summer we’ll release in e-book format what we’re tentatively titling EASY PICKINGS: A Jane Yellowrock-Joanne Walker Crossover Story.
Please note, for those of you already trying to figure out where it fits into the continuity: it doesn’t. This is a world that wasn’t; essentially fan fiction by the authors ourselves. Catie’s world and mine have a lot of similarities, but not enough to pretend even for a moment that they’re actually the same world. So while I hope the story will provide a great introduction to both characters, it doesn’t actually belong in either of our universes.
For those of you who missed the first segment, it’s still up at http://cemurphy.net/archives/577 and I suggest you start there and then come back here and pick up the story!
That said, please enjoy this excerpt from EASY PICKINGS
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Something was wrong with the city. It wasn’t all the extra people in town for Mardi Gras. It wasn’t the reek of body odor—though my Beast was rising close to the surface, taking that in, her pelt abrading the inside of my skin like sandpaper, her claws kneading my mind painfully. It wasn’t even the wild energies I felt on the air with so many magic users in town to play. New Orleans smelled different. It felt different. Something had happened.
I had felt it an hour ago, while on the edge of the forest in the New Orleans City Park, my Beast’s fangs buried in a rabbit’s throat. A ripple in … it felt stupid even remembering what I’d thought I’d felt. A ripple in reality. A shift in the way light worked. In the pull of the moon. Followed by Beast’s awareness that the smells were subtly different. I had wanted to shift back to human from my puma concolor form, but Beast had held on until she finished the freaking rabbit before she allowed me to take back over. Then I’d shifted back to human, pulled on my loose cotton clothes and raced my bastard Harley back to the French Quarter to eat a fast meal and pull on my fighting clothes. Whatever had happened, I wanted to be weaponed up.
Now, walking the city, I was carrying more weapons than a Special Forces soldier, my Benelli M4 across my back and four holstered handguns under my leathers, a half dozen silver-plated vamp-killer blades sheathed in my clothes, and a dozen wood and silver stakes in my hair. But the weapons weren’t enough. I was still on edge, smelling and feeling a weird energy dance along my skin. Something was wrong. Really wrong.
I reached the Royal Mojo Blues Company, a blues and rock and roll club I frequented when I needed to let off steam and dance. And the name of the bar was different.
I felt the hairs on the back of my neck rise, a low growl caught in my throat. I knew my eyes were glowing yellow with Beast and I couldn’t force her back down, couldn’t hang on totally to humanity. I had been here last week, danced here last week. It had still been the RMBC.
Businesses changed hands, closed and reopened under new management so often in this town that it wasn’t impossible the bar had been sold. But the sign was old and faded. Now it was the Vamp Mojo. And it smelled—no it reeked—of vamp and human blood. In four days—four short, totally impossible days—it had become a vamp-blood bar. Crap. I stood in the shadows, pulling scents in over my tongue and through my nose in a soft scree of sound.
Leo was inside. But a drunk and well fed Leo. A … a passive Leo. One without the energies I’d come to associate with the Master of the City. I smelled Katie, of Katie’s Ladies, and some vamp who scented of power like I had never known in a vamp before. And sex. Lots of sex.
I almost went in, when something else caught my attention. A woman. Just ahead. She was the reason things were different, though how I knew that, I wasn’t certain. But I did. I turned and walked away from the bar. Toward her.
She was tall like me, but with more muscle. Hair cut short, skin paler than my Cherokee, but dang. We might have been sisters. Beast stood in the forefront of my mind and studied her. I could see the energies in her, not pouring off her, but contained, restrained, like high water behind a dam.
Magic. Smell magic. Smell little brother of wolf.
I didn’t have time to ask my Beast what she meant. The woman’s eyes were glowing like mine. Yellow. I stopped in front of her, breathing in short puffs and screes of sound. Oddly, she didn’t take offence, even when I leaned in sniffed close to her face, although her eyebrows did go up. She wasn’t a skinwalker, like me. But she was something. “I’m Jane Yellowrock.”
The woman nodded once, and when she spoke I could feel her magic questing out at me. “And I hope that sniffing routine wasn’t commentary. My car doesn’t have air conditioning.” She hesitated before adding, “Joanne Walker. Shaman for hire. Only, you know, not for hire, because it doesn’t work that way. Whatever. Anyway.” She pulled a hand over her face, then looked at me. Waiting.
The way she said it, I knew she didn’t introduce herself that way often. We had just met and she had given me something personal. Which meant I had to give back a gift of equal measure. The words nearly choked me. “I’m a Skinwalker.”
She didn’t even blink, as if she heard people claiming weird crap, like being a mythical supernat, all the time. “Skinwalker, not shapechanger? You’re Native, like me.” Not a question. Not not-a-question, either, though.
“Cherokee. But not a U’tlun’ta.” It was pronounced hut luna, and was The People’s word for one of my species who had gone insane and started eating humans. And Joanne Walker seemed to know what I meant because she nodded, believing me, as if maybe she could see my energies and tell I was telling the truth. Most shamans could truth-tell, and Joanne clearly had that gift to some extent. I said, “Something hinky is happening. Did you do it?”
“No. But I felt something when I crossed the city lines. My magic’s pushy,” she said almost like that was a normal thing to say. “It pulled me here. Wanted me here. Wanted me to see you. And the whole city feels…not like home.”
I looked around at the world. “Well, you get to be Dorothy. I’m the lion—after he got his courage back. And I have a feeling that that,” I pointed to a yellow-orange light blasting up between the buildings several streets over “is why we’re here. There’s supposed to be nothing there but partygoers.”
“That.” Joanne glanced that way, then bared her teeth. “Crap. I saw it earlier, but not with the Sight. I thought it was spotlights, not magic. Lots of magic….”
I shook myself as Beast’s pelt quivered and lifted. “It looks nasty.” I sniffed. “And I smell something hot and dry.”
“Brimstone.”
“Like in hell-fire?” She nodded. I sighed out the words, “Well, crap.” Louder, I said, “You need a weapon? Bare hands aren’t going to be much help against something from hell.”
Joanne smiled, never taking her eyes from the orange yellow glow. “I have what I need.”
I looked her over again, wondering what hidden weaponry I’d missed. As far as I could see, I hadn’t. “Yeah. Okay. Whatever. I have a bike, but it’s useless in this crowd. We’ll have to walk.” She nodded, and we turned, me taking point, Joanne at my side, as if we had practiced the movement all our lives.
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Don’t forget there’s a contest running all week! Comment either here on FaithHunter.Net or over on CEMurphy.Net at least one time this week to be eligible to win one of the following prizes:
- a complete set of the Walker Papers (Urban Shaman, Winter Moon, Thunderbird Falls, Coyote Dreams, Walking Dead, Demon Hunts, and Spirit Dances).
- a complete set of the Jane Yellowrock books (Skinwalker, BloodCross, and Mercy Blade {Raven Cursed will be out in January 2012, but it’s not part of the prize package!}).
- an electronic edition of the (tentatively entitled) EASY PICKINGS, a Jane Yellowrock/Joanne Walker crossover story, out sometime this summer
Faith
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Just finished Skinwalker and totally loved it! I found the first short story in Strange Brew and was really interested in reading more of the series. I have to say that your covers are amazing! Who wouldn’t want to be that bad-ass biker chick?
I like that the Joanne here is still the Joanne who’s not used to introducing herself as shaman.
Thanks for doing this collaboration, Faith & Catie! I love it!
Way cool. Can’t wait to read this!!!!!
Nice! I’m liking this more and more! It’s pretty dang awesome to see another character’s perspective of Joanne.
another fun excerpt, loving the cross over idea
Awesome! I like the way that they both shared a little something personal.
I am LOVING these teasers. Keep ‘em coming!
Excellent job to both of you. You’re blended world sounds like UF Heaven. Can’t wait to read more.
OMG…I’m dying to read the rest of this story in e-book form. This story was like eating a fresh baked chocolate chunk w/walnut brownie with vanilla/chocolate marble ice cream :O Mooooore, please give me moooore !!!
I am here because of C.E. Murphy, and hadn’t read Jane Yellowrock before. She’s on my list now,though!
WOW this is great I cant wait for next portion… Thanks to both of you for this story…
Yay! Was really pleased to see this was up onine this morning! What a GREAT WAY to start the day! ty ! Ü re**
OMG! 2 of my favorite authors and they are collaborating!
*squee* can’t wait for the entire story… you both are on my instant buy lists! Thanks sooo much!
And… I’ve never been first comment…ever!
This is awesome. Thank you both for doing this.
This is like smelling hot chocolate chip cookies baking in the oven, and your mom telling you you can’t have one till after dinner. I really can’t wait for this to come out.
Ahhh! Awesome! Mental images of “a drunk and well fed Leo” make me a bit too happy. The interaction between Jane and Joanne is fantastic. I cannot thank you both enough for this, it’s so much fun!
I am really looking forward to this cross over with Jane and Joanne. Another reason to look forward to the summer!
Loved both the excerpts!! Simply dying to read this book now.